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ROBERT M. NEWELL, PH.D. FORENSIC AND CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY |
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Specializing in Behavioral Healthcare for Children & Adolescents, Families, Couples, and Adults. |
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JUST FOR FUN (For Children)
How do you catch a unique rabbit? You have to unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way—unique up on it!
How do crazy people travel through the woods? They take the psycho path, of course!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work right? A stick!
What do you call a piece of cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? What do you call a train full of gum? Anita. A chew chew train! Anita who? Anita $5.00! Can you lend it to me?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and looks worried? A nervous wreck!
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!
What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? Sanka!
Why did the Pilgrims’ pants fall down all the time? Because they always wore their belt buckles on their hat!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? You don’t have to cry about it—it’s only a silly knock knock joke!
A snail is crawling down the road when he collides with a tortoise and winds up in the hospital. "How did the accident happen?" a doctor asks. "I don’t know," says the snail. "It all happened so fast."
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DR. ROBERT M. NEWELL
Telephone: 509-910-0329 Email: mail@drrobertnewell.com Website: www.drrobertnewell.com
Copyright © 2004-2007 Robert M. Newell, Ph.D. All rights reserved.
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